Guangzhou, Guangzhou, Guangzhou. I can’t deny it - I’m completely and utterly obsessed with the city. On one side, it is somewhat of a sprawling, polluted, industrial city with a million non-descript buildings but in the centre, it provides a fascinating insight into China with its endless markets, delightful cuisine and interesting architecture. I can wander for hours through the dishevelled alleyways of the central area, past the crumbling residential housing in Liwan and the faded glory of Shamian Island (which is probably not going to be faded for very long given the number of tasteful and classy restorations being undertaken at the moment). True, it’s not for the faint-hearted or the squeamish, but it is definitely worth the trip over the border.
The markets themselves were amazing - you can literally buy anything. At one point we were drawn to a group of women sitting picking black things out of enormous plastic bowls with chopsticks. On closer inspection the black things turned out to be scorpions. I have no idea but I guess you stir-fry or deep-fry them? Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) for us, these scorpions were very much alive and we didn’t pass any stalls selling cooked versions. We did however pass through an alleyway lined on both sides with shops selling dried goods from innocuous items like rose-buds and bark to items such as dried bats on sticks, their wings spread-eagled. It wasn’t totally clear what you’d do with it once you’d purchased your dried bat on a stick but I guess it would probably be used for medicinal purposes, perhaps put in a soup?
The alleyways seemed to be quite systematically divided up with, for example, one area offering butcher’s shops whilst another would be full of shops selling dried goods. We passed quite of lot of butcher’s shops in Guangzhou’s backstreets which seemed to divide up into three types: the first had chunks of meat laid out, prepared and ready to be chopped at the customer’s request; the second had live animals huddled in cages (also waiting to be chopped at the customer’s request); and the third had dried meats, almost pepperoni-like, which I think are chewed as a snack. One of the delights the dried meat shop on the main shopping street had hanging up at the front of the shop was a whole pig’s face. Hanging next to a whole dried animal that we couldn’t identify, to be honest, neither looked even slightly tempting… Back in the thick of the market, next to all the heavily-laden vegetable stalls, was a guy selling fish, snakes, eels and toads. The snakes were all coiled up in a wire cage, being peered at by housewives clearly looking for the best one. Slightly gruesomely the owner was keeping tally of the number of snakes he’d sold by lopping off the heads and keeping them in a pile on top of the cage, within view of the snakes that were still alive. All in all, not for the faint-hearted but definitely an amazing place to experience.
Away from the market we passed an amazing shop devoted to cobra wine. The shop was full of glass jars of varying size, each of which had a cobra coiled in the bottom, mouth open as if frozen in time. The rice wine, which has been left to ferment for several weeks, is apparently effective for relieving muscle ache but its main use appears to be one of improving virility. Should you need something stronger, they also had cock’s testis wine and snake’s penis wine…
Disappointingly, the culinary adventure in Guangzhou’s restaurants didn’t start that well. After checking into our hotel at lunchtime we had a pretty non-descript meal at Shanghai and Suzhou Cuisine on Shamian Island - chosen because of its convenient location, rather than any review - and next time I’d stick with a sandwich at the Starbucks round the corner. I realise that sounds distinctly unadventurous but not only is the restored colonial-style building one of the nicest on the island, it also affords you an outstanding view of all the hundreds of couples getting their wedding photos shot at any one time…. The dresses are truly amazing from totally traditional Chinese cheongsams to crazy lace and taffeta overloads to stunning historical outfits that any BBC costume drama would be proud of and which Marie Antoinette wouldn’t have looked out of place in! Still, I was optimistic about dinner after the amazing meal we’d had at Bei Juan on our last visit. Based on that, we decided to try another garden restaurant and chose Panxi Restaurant which seemed to have pretty good internet reviews. Unfortunately it paled in comparison to the quality of Bei Juan - whether in terms of cooking, ingredients, décor or presentation. The Panxi restaurant was absolutely huge with several large dining rooms and it felt hectic and somewhat impersonal. The menu was pretty extensive and some of the items were good - we all enjoyed the BBQ crispy pork belly and the BBQ pork ribs, which were simple and flavoursome. The deep-fried salted crispy chicken was perfectly decent but not going to knock your socks off and the braised scallop and shrimp with beancurd was nice but a little slimy. We were quite excited by the look of the grilled sliced pigeon with Yunnan ham and, while the Yunnan ham got thumbs up, we were rather disappointed with the shrivelled, unhappy looking pigeon meat. The last dish of the meal was a bit of a disaster - they’d forgotten to bring the pan-fried Black Cod with garlic flavour and so it came right at the end when we reordered it. The two pieces were completely different shapes - one long and thin, one square and chunky - and unfortunately the chef had not taken this into consideration. The chunky piece of cod was completely uncooked in the centre. Given that there was not much price difference, there is no doubt which garden restaurant I’d go back to when in Guangzhou again.
By this point I was on a bit of a downer - after all, my obsession with Guangzhou was based on the food. The market had been good but both lunch and dinner were disappointing. Naturally turning to alcohol in a moment of crisis we headed to the Grand Hyatt’s 22nd floor sky bar for a quick mojito - and what turned out to be the turning point in our culinary experiences. While lounging in the bar we ordered four puddings to share. They were amazing. I have absolutely no idea which of the apricot bread and butter pudding, chocolate tart with lemon mouse, oozing chocolate cake with preserved cherries or blueberry cheesecake was my favourite. They were all perfect - perfectly cooked, beautiful presentation and wonderful flavours.
The next day should have been a trip to the Guangxiao Temple followed by dim sum at the Westin’s Hong Mian restaurant but unfortunately the taxi driver accidently drove off with the luggage of two of our friends (including their passports) and so the temple got quickly sidelined. Rather amazingly, the hotel managed to track down the run-away taxi and the luggage was pretty promptly returned which was good because I’d been really looking forward to the dim sum lunch! The Hong Mian is quite a contrast to the Shangri-la’s Summer Palace. The Summer Palace is full of dark reds and golds and is quite traditional and opulent. The Hong Mian is modern, full of dark woods and slate. The dim sum at the Summer Palace is traditional with an extra tweak. The dim sum at Hong Mian is minimalist with the items stripped back to simple quality ingredients. Both were excellent and it depends on what mood you were in as to which you’d prefer that day!
The clear favourite in terms of dim sum dish at the Hong Mian was, without doubt, the shrimp and scallop dumplings which were so simple. The flavour of each individual aspect of the dumpling was stunning. The radish cake with XO sauce was also delicious - interestingly “turnip cake” and “radish cake” are the same thing in Cantonese cuisine with “turnip cake” actually having no turnip in it. Also as a random tangent, according to Wiki, XO sauce “is made of roughly chopped dried seafoods, such as scallop, dried fish and shrimp that has been cooked with chilli, onion, garlic and oil”. Wiki also claims that the name comes from “fine "XO" (extra-old) cognac, which is a popular western liquor in Hong Kong” and describes the fact that it was originally only served in swanky restaurants. The pork dumplings with crab roe also warranted a second order although I was a little disappointed by the meat dumpling with quail egg, finding the hard boiled egg yoke on top of the dumpling not especially inspiring. Both the rice flour rolls with BBQ pork and pan-fried rice flour rolls with XO sauce were flavoursome - although they paled in comparison to the magnificent crunchy red rice flour rolls at the Summer Palace. I wasn’t sure the beef balls with orange peel were going to work as a concept but after the initial slight oddness, they did work. I can’t say I’d want them too often but they were interesting. Clearly deciding the dim sum was just not dim sum unless there was a danger of bursting, we also had the egg tarts and the outstanding white oatmeal buns. The oatmeal buns were a recommendation from the waitress and were definitely not something I’d have ordered - they sound rather dull and healthy! However, healthy they were not with a sweet paste filing….! All in all, a great meal for about RMB150 per head.
Panxi Restaurant
No. 151 Longjinxi Road
Guangzhou
Tel: 86 20 81721328
Hong Mian
The Westin Guangzhou
6 Lin He Zhong Road
Tian He District
Tel: 86 20 2826696